• MM: OK – our viewing options tonight so far consist of Kate Hudson dying from colon cancer in a cute and adorkable way (and a promised appearance by Peter Dinklage) or Spy vs. Spy for the adorkable affections of Reese Witherspoon. Any opinions??
• Caressa: I always go with Reese. She is amazing!
• MM: I can deal with her better than Kate Hudson.
• MM: It looks like all we are going to do is watch all the free 10 minute previews Señor X can find. Cheapskate. <sigh>
• Leigh: I want to see that Reese Witherspoon one.
• MM: Why doesn’t anyone ever call it “the Chris Pine one?”
• MM: Señor X can’t pick out a movie to save his life. I’m finally throwing out titles I know he’ll hate (Atonement, The Kids are Alright) just to get him to narrow it down.
• Leigh II:  Spy vs Spy!
• MM: And the winner <after an hour and a half> . . . Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy. A Cold War spy movie. Which I doubt will be half (or even a fourth) as entertaining, eye-candy wise, as Spy vs. Spy.
• MM: This would be so much better with Eric Bana.*
• MM: Damn. Subtitles. I have to pay more attention.
• MM: Is there a single woman in the whole fricken cast????
• MM: Me: “Gary Oldman is not looking much like a punk star.” SX: “WHAT are you talking about?” Me: “He played Sid Vicious.” SX: “Really? Are you sure?” Me: “Why do you still doubt me???? Do I really have to pull up IMDB?” SX: <grumble – I take this to mean, no, I realize you are correct, as usual>
• MM: I’m having a really hard time telling all these white middle-aged Englishmen apart.
• MM: Do they have a lighting budget?
• Kat: You need a five minute rule. If Señor X has not chosen a movie in five minutes, you get to pick the movie.
• MM: Yes, I really do. But at the moment he controls the Spice and I am screwed (Dune joke). I figured out the traitor halfway through and Señor X still isn’t sure what happened even though the movie is now over. <sigh>
• Drew: Did things get blown up?
• MM:  No, presumably that would have been too interesting. They got talked to death.

*Eric Bana instantly makes things 1000% better. Unless it’s The Other Boleyn Girl – that was utter dreck. But photographs of him in it were hot.

I worked HARD at finding this pic for y’all.